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Best Holiday EVERRR

Post  Admin on Sun Apr 27, 2008 12:28 pm

Debeast: Drunk...from before they even get on the plane
Starbeast: Beast in boob tube and thong
Sally: Pregnant by a bin man, moaning

so unfortunate that I dont have a passport
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Re: Best Holiday EVERRR

Post  Jazz on Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:01 am

i would not like to go with that lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post  Admin on Wed Apr 30, 2008 10:59 am

it should be filmed and put on tv

7:01 am- Denise arrives home drunk and passes out on the sofa, causing Sally to turn over in her sleep and Moan. Starbeast rises from her bed and grunts...she sees a massive bag of crisps on the coffee table and waddles over to it. She attempts to open the bag of crisps but her sausages are still slippery with the grease from last nights dinner and she ends up ripping the bag in half. The crisps fly all over the floor, coffee table, sofa and sleeping Denise. Stabeast does not care and proceeds to gobble them up off of the floor, coffee table, sofa nad sleeping Denise. Denise is too intoxicated to notice, Sally hears some noise..and moans.
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Re: Best Holiday EVERRR

Post  Jazz on Sat May 03, 2008 12:55 pm

heres how it actually went..... Starbeast and dezeze in bristol. sally,moaning on her way home
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Re: Best Holiday EVERRR

Post  Admin on Sun May 04, 2008 6:50 am

what?
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Re: Best Holiday EVERRR

Post  TaraMitchell_<3 on Mon May 05, 2008 8:54 am

Not quite we had to go to bristol because gatwick had something wrong at the airpoort. We got a taxi back to gatwick and a train to pulbrough with bubs picking us up at the station everything fine in Lanzarote except that!!!!!!!!!!



Any more questions ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Questions for Starbeast

Post  Admin on Mon May 05, 2008 10:23 am

1) For approximately what percentage of the day was Denise drunk?
2) Estimate how many hours in total Sally spent moaning
3) Did you look lush in your thong and boob tube?
4) Did you snog any fit lads?
5) Did you take shout magazine with you?
6) On average, how many pounds of food did you eat per day?
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Re: Best Holiday EVERRR

Post  TaraMitchell_<3 on Mon May 05, 2008 11:48 am

1.69%
2.2 hrs
3.i couldnt fit in them!!!!!
4.nope all skinny no obeast hunks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5.yes but i accidentally engulfed it up my arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Best Holiday EVERRR

Post  Admin on Tue May 06, 2008 11:35 am

thats not a question jasmin...ask a question
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Starbeast

Post  Ry- Nux on Tue May 06, 2008 2:23 pm

how painful was sallys thong
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Re: Best Holiday EVERRR

Post  TaraMitchell_<3 on Wed May 07, 2008 10:19 am

I didn't where one!
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Re: Best Holiday EVERRR

Post  Admin on Wed May 07, 2008 1:03 pm

Were you fyne ass hoes tapped by some pimps?

I bet you were! LUSH!
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Re: Best Holiday EVERRR

Post  TaraMitchell_<3 on Sat May 17, 2008 5:48 am

Yer right !
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