Best Holiday EVERRR

Debeast: Drunk...from before they even get on the plane
Starbeast: Beast in boob tube and thong
Sally: Pregnant by a bin man, moaning

so unfortunate that I dont have a passport

i would not like to go with that lot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it should be filmed and put on tv

7:01 am- Denise arrives home drunk and passes out on the sofa, causing Sally to turn over in her sleep and Moan. Starbeast rises from her bed and grunts...she sees a massive bag of crisps on the coffee table and waddles over to it. She attempts to open the bag of crisps but her sausages are still slippery with the grease from last nights dinner and she ends up ripping the bag in half. The crisps fly all over the floor, coffee table, sofa and sleeping Denise. Stabeast does not care and proceeds to gobble them up off of the floor, coffee table, sofa nad sleeping Denise. Denise is too intoxicated to notice, Sally hears some noise..and moans.

heres how it actually went..... Starbeast and dezeze in bristol. sally,moaning on her way home

what?

Not quite we had to go to bristol because gatwick had something wrong at the airpoort. We got a taxi back to gatwick and a train to pulbrough with bubs picking us up at the station everything fine in Lanzarote except that!!!!!!!!!!



Any more questions ask!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1) For approximately what percentage of the day was Denise drunk?
2) Estimate how many hours in total Sally spent moaning
3) Did you look lush in your thong and boob tube?
4) Did you snog any fit lads?
5) Did you take shout magazine with you?
6) On average, how many pounds of food did you eat per day?

1.69%
2.2 hrs
3.i couldnt fit in them!!!!!
4.nope all skinny no obeast hunks!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5.yes but i accidentally engulfed it up my arse!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6.47

thats not a question jasmin...ask a question

how painful was sallys thong

I didn't where one!

Were you fyne ass hoes tapped by some pimps?

I bet you were! LUSH!

Yer right !