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Post  Danno=] on Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:29 am

Yo Mama is so fat that she got baptized at Sea World!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she bought a video tape on how to fix your VCR!

yo mumma so dumb she got hit by a parked car

Yo Mama is like a bus, she's big she doesn't smell very good and it's only a dollar to ride.
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Post  Admin on Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:18 am

My Momma is so dumb:
You have to dig for her IQ
She sold her car for petrol money
I caught her looking over a glass wall
She could trip over a cordless phone
She got locked in Scummers and starved
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an even better one

Post  James on Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:16 pm

Yo mumma is so fat she; cant botherd to get off the sofa, forgets to blink, wrestles her nose, beast parps, burns dinner, watches star trek marathons, loses at fantasy footbal, reaks of chicken BO and has ginger streaks.......Remind you of anyone?
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lololololol

Post  Ry- Nux on Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:06 am

debeast is that maybe lol ar starbeast or both lol
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Post  James on Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:27 am

ye pretty much lol
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lololololol

Post  Ry- Nux on Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:32 am

some of dem jokes are funny lol and it just reminds me of tara denise and brittany lol
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James Joke

Post  denmanutd on Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:40 pm

Shut up James Totenham 6 - Arsenal -2

I do appeciate that insult!!!!!!!
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careless cup

Post  James on Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:45 pm

coventry city 3 manchester united 1
further then you! ms chicken BO
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careless cup

Post  denmanutd on Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:02 pm

oh who cares about it anyway!!!!
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my dad

Post  TaraMitchell_<3 on Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:09 pm

my dad he luvs coverntry, he wants to get the top online!!!!!!!!!!!!! :heart flower
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Post  James on Wed Jan 23, 2008 2:20 pm

errrrrrr no not quite
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tara you wont win

Post  Ry- Nux on Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:11 pm

aganst us with any insults lol
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I WOULD....

Post  James on Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:13 pm

PERSONALLY GIVE UP ATTEMPTING TO INSULT ANYONE TARA BECAUSE MOST OF THE TIME YOUR A BEING HIPERCRITICAL!
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no you spell it like

Post  Ry- Nux on Thu Jan 24, 2008 3:16 pm

hippocritical
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Post  TaraMitchell_<3 on Fri Jan 25, 2008 3:08 pm

u can talk u spell does (dose)
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Post  Admin on Tue Jan 29, 2008 1:00 pm

Hypocritical you friggin retards!

anyone would think that Mrs Millerchip didnt give you dictionaries when you left Thakeham.
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they where lush

Post  Ry- Nux on Wed Jan 30, 2008 3:22 pm

they where lush tara ate hers
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no i got

Post  TaraMitchell_<3 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 4:01 am

a french one it is really crap and i hate french and why do we need to laern it anyway
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tara you cant

Post  Ry- Nux on Sun Feb 03, 2008 11:22 am

spell learn you retard
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Post  TaraMitchell_<3 on Sun Feb 03, 2008 1:04 pm

is meant to be a joke section, yo mamma and i have one:
yo mamma is so fat that when somebody was taking a lace blanket with holes in to tie to two trees she said"why is someone hanging my thong between two trees" lol!
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Post  Admin on Mon Feb 04, 2008 1:21 pm

HUBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Post  James on Tue Feb 05, 2008 9:25 am

is meant to be a joke section, yo mamma and i have one:
StarBeast is so fat that when somebody was taking a lace blanket with holes in to tie to two trees she said"why is someone hanging my thong between two trees" lol!
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Post  Admin on Tue Feb 05, 2008 10:45 am

Hubber-deeeeeeeee
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Post  Ry- Nux on Sat Feb 16, 2008 1:09 pm

you cant spell rule u obease
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Post  Admin on Sun Feb 17, 2008 11:09 am

none of you can spell!
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