You Alright Mate? Official Lyrics (J&R RECORDS ft. DJ Baz, MC Sam, Door-Matt)

First Verse (DJ Baz)
In one single moment your whole life can turn 'round
I stand there for a minute starin’ straight into the ground
Lookin’ to the Adele slightly, then lookin’ back down
My House has just caved in – proper sorry frown
Please let me show the decent fags that i get for us
I can wash and i can grow or we could adjust
The wicked thing about us is that you always save me crust
We can even go to burger king, if you must
I look at her she stares almost straight back at me
But her eyes glaze over like she’s lookin’ straight through me
Then her eyes must have closed for what seems an eternity
When they open up she’s tryin' to look at her feet

Chorus (MC Sam, Door-Matt)
You alright Baz?
I know it’s hard to take but her mind has been made up
There’s plenty more beasts in mac dees
You alright Baz?
I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts
But you’ve got to get a job now
It’s over

Second Verse (MC Sam)
So then I move the fags down from by my side
Im shakin’, Pikeys are stealin' before my eyes
Turn up the radio to face up to their lies
Touch the bottom of my chin and let out a sigh
‘Cause I can’t imagine it without buy one get one free
There’s things I can’t remember sellin, these things I can’t be seein’
It weren't supposed to be free, surely
Please, please, I beg you please
I brings my hands up high when they are arrested
They throw bricks at my shop window with the inbred scum they live with
They run away from me, looks at me and then gestures
By pullin their finger away from their chest, from theirs

You alright mate?
I know it’s about time to put another low price up
Or buy one get one free
You alright mate?
I know you want to chat up all of them old burts
But you’ve got to go back home now
It’s over

Third Verse (Door-Matt)
And im just standin there, lookin at a spud
Dunno what it is
I dont know nothin
Absoloutely nothin

Tryin’ to pull my bin out of bare desperation
Put my arms around it tryin’ to change what it’s sayin’
Pull my head level with the lid so it might engage in
Look into its bags to make me listen again
I’m not gonna fuckin’, just fuckin’ lose it all now
‘Cause that bin said to be a dad, but I dont know how
And i'm gonna all the bins simply crash and fall down
"Thats proper out of order now, you cant just let it drown!"
The lorry pulls away, my arms are tightly clamped round the bins waste
Gently push the bin back and it looks at me straight
Turns around so its now got the lid in my face
Takes one roll forward, falls back, and then dissappears away

Its a dream, Matt
I know it’s hard to take but you are mentally fucked up
Your not on the bins today
Its a dream, Matt
I know you think being slapped in the head hurts
But you’ve got to wake up now
The dreams over

I know in the past i've found it hard to say
Tellin’ me things, but not tellin’ them straight
But the more you moan at me and say
The more i'll run away

We're alright mate
I know it’s hard to take but Adeles mind has been made up
More buy one get one free!
We're alright mate
I know you want to make them see how much this bin stinks
But you’ve got to run away now

oh my GOD! this is TOOOOO funny!!!!

we shud try and get sound clips of matt saying "put you in a bin in a minute"

hi liked the bit where adele fell through the floor.

what was the point of putting all the emotics in you post?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????