Current Injury Update

Dannii has ... Hip slints
Tara has... hardcore constipation splints
Debeast has... Nose splints
Joe has ... throat splints
Jasmin has... anorexia
Kip has... compo splints
DoorMatt has... bin splints
Snowqueen has... nothing because she is perfect
Burt has... ear splints
Nolin has... hair dye splints
Vhi has... language splints
Johanna... Currently Unavailable
Brittany has... no splints

I reckon I've got finger splints from too much writing.
Simon has liver splints from too much boozing.

My current diagnosis is ...
- Shin Splins
- Bruised knee
- Weird Hip (probably arthritus)
- Dodgey shoulder (clicks like the hip)
but apart from that ... quite healthy

ear splints
broken shins
dislocated eye
chiped face
a cut my self to the bone
dislocated shoulder (i had tro pop that back in)
and i think i dislocated my hip im not sure though!!!!!!!!????

brittany has daydream splints!

hardcore pooh nicker splints lol

Tara has marley way addiction splints

is she addicted to Marley then?

what would she buy on a typical visit?

(then we'll add up the calories, should be a laugh!)

2-3 star beast packets
a big bag of crisps
a drink
chewing gum
mars bar
lion bar 3 more bars of other random chocolate
and a crappy magazin with yellow pooh in

wat is all this stuff about marley way, god james and ryan go to the marakesh at least five times a week!!!

to the chippy 14 times a week larges chips and jumbo for breakfast and large chips large cod with large jumbo with extra batter on the side

at da moment we cant botherd to go to kesh as it is too expensive

how expensive

its meant to be a joke. A little to interlectual for you i see.

excuse me i have more money then ryan and that is true and u no it.

JAMES I DID NOT SEE U R NAME ON THE LIST!!!! U R NOT PERFECT LIKE SNOWQUEEN UR NOT THE KING OF THE WORLD

what are you on about

on the injury list nor u ryan

MAYBE BECAUSE WE WROTE IT????????

kk ill do one for u

james u hav:BEASTER EGG splints

I have been diagnosed with Trochanteac bursitis
Thats inflamation to the bursa (mall sac of fluid) and because of to much friction - excessive football, my tendon is rubbing against it causing pain and inflamation.
Treatment for trochanteac bursitis - im currently on inflamitary tablets (perscribed by DR Whitehead)but also pain killers to help with pain. DR also recomends physio.
After a week or so, if pain is still around and problem not solved then a steriod injection to the greater trochanter (the boney lump at top of the theigh bone) will be necessary.
However if that doesnt work then surgry will b needed where they remove any bone spurs and then cut out part of the tendon to stop it rubing.
but i should b ok! nearly finished all my tablets, it has improved my hip ... but there is still pain every now and then ... once my tablets have finished i think its another trip back to DR Whitehead.

Dr Shite head is just crap. He has only 2 kinds of medicine to prescribe: amyoxicillin or phleurooxicillin. thats it. Anti biotics for everything.

all of ur money on ice cream man and ....... marley way and other chocolate other local shops also a magaisne called shout me and james laugh at it on the health section

hahaha...i used to get shout..it was shockingly bad!